Step aside, amateurs—this design is made for sarcastic, no-nonsense carpenters who’ve had enough. Featuring the quote:
"Carpenter – I Have A Black Belt In Sarcasm, A Degree In Mouth With No Filter, And I'm Just A Few Credits Short Of Punching Stupid People...", this design comes packed with skull imagery, saw blades, and bold fonts in yellow, red, and white.

Perfect for the carpenter who’s tired of being told how to do their job, this shirt brings humor, grit, and craftsmanship together.

Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's ideal for job sites, shops, and off-hours laughs.

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