Get the Carpenter's Edge with our Green Hoodie - Expertly Crafted Comfort #170123BLABELT1BCARPZ6

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Introducing our Green Hoodie for carpenters, featuring a bold graphic design that will make you stand out from the crowd. With the words "Carpentry I have a black belt in sarcasm, a degree in mouth with no filter, and I'm just a few credits short of punching stupid people who think they know how to do my job," this hoodie brings a touch of humor and self-confidence to your wardrobe. Crafted with premium materials, this comfortable and stylish hoodie is perfect for blue-collar workers who aren't afraid to speak their mind. Upgrade your workwear game with this unique and eye-catching garment.


Our Green Hoodie for carpenters is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of confidence and craftsmanship. This hoodie features a humorous quote that reflects the mindset of carpenters who pride themselves on their skills and wit. The bold black font, with certain words highlighted in red, creates a visual impact that draws attention to the message.

The quote itself is a clever compilation of various elements that define a carpenter's personality. It starts with "Carpentry: I have a black belt in sarcasm," showcasing the quick wit and humor often associated with the profession. This sets the tone for the rest of the quote, suggesting that carpenters possess an arsenal of sharp comebacks and sarcastic remarks.

The line "a degree in mouth with no filter" highlights the straightforward nature of carpenters. They are known for speaking their mind without hesitation, offering unfiltered opinions and insights. This fearlessness in expressing oneself is a quality that many admire in carpenters, as it reflects their honesty and authenticity.

Finally, the quote culminates with "I'm just a few credits short of punching stupid people who think they know how to do my job." This playful remark reveals the frustration that carpenters sometimes face when dealing with individuals who underestimate their expertise. It emphasizes the level of skill and knowledge required to excel in this field, subtly challenging those who believe they can simply "do it themselves."

Beyond the graphics and quote, our Green Hoodie is made with meticulous attention to detail. Crafted from high-quality cotton or fleece, it offers exceptional comfort and durability. The front zipper allows for easy wear and removal, while the hood adds an extra layer of functionality and style.

Whether worn on the job or during downtime, this hoodie is designed to make a statement. It not only showcases your profession but also reflects your wit, confidence, and determination. Stand out among your peers and let your personality shine with our Green Hoodie for carpenters – a testament to the skilled hands and sharp minds of those in the carpentry trade.


Even men who always aim to dress up have to have a few hoodies around. Sure, long-sleeve shirts and sweaters are great to keep you warm, but you have to put long-sleeves on first thing and sweaters can feel so rigid and stuffy and formal. A hoodie is the comfortable, warm, cozy total opposite, and having a hood can actually keep you warmer.

The only problem is which hoodie and where to buy them? Looking for a high-quality, minimal hoody that you can wear day in, day out? Look no further. It’s right here. 

Legendary warmth

Brushed on the inside and smooth on the outside to keep you warm

Superior mobility

Pre-shrunk cotton is light, breathable, and stretches for superior mobility. You can work out while wearing this hoodie.

Kangaroo Pockets

There is a big front pocket that offers a large room for storage and to keep your hands warm.

Product details:

  • Material: 50% polyester 50% cotton

(Air Jet Spun Yarn, Double lined hood with matching drawstring, Double-needle stitching, Set-in sleeves, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R))

Due to the difference monitor and light effect, the actual color and size of the item may be slightly difference from the visual image.