EPIC PROFESSIONS Carpenter Hoodie - I AM A CARPENTER - New Year Special #231222THIPAT4BCARPZ6

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Get ready to embrace your inner carpenter with this EPIC PROFESSIONS hoodie. Made from a soft and durable cotton-polyester blend, this black hoodie is designed to keep you comfortable throughout the day. Celebrate the New Year with this special edition hoodie that proudly declares "I AM A CARPENTER." With its bold white text, this hoodie captures the essence of the carpentry profession while adding a touch of humor. Let the world know that you are who you are—an experienced carpenter with a limited tolerance for stupidity. Perfect for those with a thin patience, this hoodie boldly states, "I DO NOT PLAY WELL WITH STUPID PEOPLE," reminding everyone that you do not mince words when it comes to your craft. Embrace your authenticity with pride, as you live your best life, all while wearing this stylish and comfortable hoodie. Remember, your approval isn't needed because you're a skilled carpenter who's carving your own path.


Step into the world of carpentry with style and confidence, wearing this exceptional EPIC PROFESSIONS hoodie. Crafted from a high-quality cotton-polyester blend, this black hoodie offers a perfect blend of comfort and durability. The hoodie features a striking white text design that highlights your profession with pride. As you celebrate the New Year, showcase your dedication to carpentry with this special edition hoodie, boldly declaring "I AM A CARPENTER" for all to see.

But this hoodie is more than just a statement about your profession—it's an embodiment of the qualities and experiences that come with being a carpenter. In a lighthearted manner, this hoodie humorously acknowledges the challenges of the trade while showcasing the wearer's unwavering pride. With the words, "I HAVE ANGER ISSUES & THIN PATIENCE," it embraces the struggles that may arise during carpentry work, making it relatable to all carpenters out there.

Additionally, the text, "I DO NOT PLAY WELL WITH STUPID PEOPLE," boldly expresses your commitment to excellence and professionalism. It serves as a reminder that you hold yourself to high standards and expect the same from those around you. This hoodie encapsulates the no-nonsense attitude that many carpenters bring to their work, and it's a reflection of your determination and expertise in your craft.

Furthermore, this hoodie proudly states, "AND CUSS TOO MUCH. I AM LIVING MY BEST LIFE." It's a testament to the authenticity of the carpentry profession—a profession that allows you to be your true self and express your thoughts freely. Embrace your unique style, fully embracing your carpenter identity while enjoying the freedom to speak your mind.

The EPIC PROFESSIONS Carpenter hoodie is not just a piece of clothing—it's a symbol of empowerment and individuality. This hoodie represents the men and women who dedicate their lives to carpentry, bringing their skills and creativity to life one project at a time. Its sleek black color and contrasting white text make it a versatile addition to any wardrobe, suitable for both casual and more formal occasions. Whether you're working on a job site or spending time with friends, this hoodie will keep you comfortable and looking stylish.

Finally, this hoodie serves as a reminder that your approval isn't needed. As a skilled carpenter, you have earned the respect and admiration of your peers through your hard work and dedication. This hoodie encourages you to stay true to yourself, unapologetically embracing your unique qualities and abilities. So, go ahead and wear this hoodie proudly, confidently showcasing your identity as a carpenter who is making a difference in the world.

In conclusion, the EPIC PROFESSIONS Carpenter hoodie is the perfect garment for those who are proud to be carpenters. Its design captures the essence of the profession while adding a touch of humor and personality. Crafted from a comfortable and durable cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie ensures that you look and


Even men who always aim to dress up have to have a few hoodies around. Sure, long-sleeve shirts and sweaters are great to keep you warm, but you have to put long-sleeves on first thing and sweaters can feel so rigid and stuffy and formal. A hoodie is the comfortable, warm, cozy total opposite, and having a hood can actually keep you warmer.

The only problem is which hoodie and where to buy them? Looking for a high-quality, minimal hoody that you can wear day in, day out? Look no further. It’s right here. 

Legendary warmth

Brushed on the inside and smooth on the outside to keep you warm

Superior mobility

Pre-shrunk cotton is light, breathable, and stretches for superior mobility. You can work out while wearing this hoodie.

Kangaroo Pockets

There is a big front pocket that offers a large room for storage and to keep your hands warm.

Product details:

  • Material: 50% polyester 50% cotton

(Air Jet Spun Yarn, Double lined hood with matching drawstring, Double-needle stitching, Set-in sleeves, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R))

Due to the difference monitor and light effect, the actual color and size of the item may be slightly difference from the visual image.