Decades of crawling under sinks, fixing leaks, and hauling tools take their toll—and this retired plumber shirt says it all. Featuring the bold phrase:
“Plumber Retired and Rebuilt – Body Contains Aftermarket Parts,” this design includes a detailed knee implant graphic, a classic pipe wrench, and a construction-style "Body Contains" warning bar.

Made for plumbers who proudly earned every ache and replacement part, this shirt brings humor and pride together for a look that’s as resilient as the ones who wear it.

A great gift for retirement parties, birthdays, or any seasoned plumber, and built for everyday comfort and long-lasting quality.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

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